And here is why...
It is total bullshit! Even if you don't take the requisite trip to a place (ie, NYC, LA, what the fuckever) you feel the need to make a bunch of BULLLSHIT resolutions, that let's face it, will never happen. I used to think that it was so magical. You make a promise for the New Year and POOOF... it happens. Well guess what, it doesn't effing happen! So, I have to go to the gym with all the other fat fucks who think "this is my year" only to find that about 8 weeks into the "new year" they fall back into the old ways. FUCKIN' IRRATATING!!! Let's face it, life is fucking life, get off your ass or not, depending on what you want/need for yourself. There are those who are born to success, and an any ahole who tries to tell you differently is a full of shit. It is the way of the World. So, one must ask themselves, if the worlds is so inequitable, why does it work? Is the Darwinean model all there is? Is it really survial of the fitest? Fuck, who knows!!! Certainly, I am not the 1st to ?? this. I get it, I get selective process, but as I watch effing Kid Rock on Rockin' New YEAR'S EVE, I ain't feelin all that positive 2008. I hope Bill Clinton become Pres (again) and gets a blow job in the Oval Office.
But, WTF, I am drunk! And, my heart aches for the Bhutto family!
